Ode the the bitter, leafy goodness of the plant that grows is the worst and the best of all conditions here in Maine. Its energy pumping, cancer fighting, anti-aging, vitamin punching versatility leaves me wanting more with every accomplished recipe.
It took me twenty-three years to
try enjoy this particular cousin of broccoli for the first time. I had my tastings of the bitter, slimy slop my bother used to boil and “give it some salt” but nether the less, I found it repulsive. That was until I tried massaged kale. Yes, massaged. The intimate crunching of (olive) oiled up leafy stock between your fingers means nothing until you’ve tried it for yourself. But damn is it tasty. A little lemon juice, sesame seeds, salt, and pepper and it makes the perfect side to any, and I mean any, meal. And that is when it all began.
I started to put kale in everything: quiche, fritatta, salad, pizza. It was for breakfast. It was for dinner. I made it for lunches and snacks! I even figured out a way to dehydrated kale tossed in some crazy ass mixture of white miso paste, amino acids, and nutritional yeast for them to only come out tasting like Cheetos. Oh yes, Cheetos. But that was only once and I’ve never been able to replicate it again. (That felt like when your computer battery dies and it’s the one time, ever, that you computer doesn’t automatically backup and you lose six hours worth of vector work in Illustrator so you back to tracing from the beginning and you have no idea how you set up the transparency… Breathe, Shelley. Breathe.)
Green smoothies. You know you’ve heard of them and maybe you’ve tried one. Was it “just not for you?” That’s because you didn’t know the secret to green smoothies. The health benefits of drinking smoothies containing raw greens, in particular kale, are mind blowing but there is no need to choke anything down. Just like any craftsman, there are always tricks to the trade and mine just happens to be a frozen banana. You see, when most items are put into the freezer, they freeze (duh) and the water content forms crystals. Frozen bananas happen to be the black sheep of the frozen foods society and just plain breakdown (the same way ice cream is made). When you toss that sucker into the blender, it not only masks the flavors of raw greens, it gives you the feeling that you’re cheating with ice cream in your health-kick drink. So next time you’re feeling green about your smoothies, remember, there’s always money in the banana stand.
I’m not going to sugar coat this for you. Juicing with greens is friggan hard, especially kale. First of all, it takes a lot of product to get a small amount of juice. Then there is the overpowering, intense kale flavor that, if you’re not careful, can totally knock you off your feet. But then I remember how manu macronutrients I’m getting from that juice and how I would never be able to eat enough raw kale to get the equivalent elsewhere. So here I have my best kale juice recipe: Green Lemonade.
6-8 large kale leaves
1 well peeled lemon (Absolutely no white flesh! It comes out too bitter if you leave it on)
1 inch knuckle of ginger
3 green pears
Wash all items well and peel (only if not organic). Put through the blender and serve over ice.
Kale always tastes better when you grow it yourself. And you’ll get to enjoy the endless varieties available! There’s the classic Curly kale (most often in grocery stores), Dino, Premier, Redbar, Siberian, Red Russian, and Kamone. And let’s not forget Walking Stick kale, which can grow up to six feet tall!
The best part about growing kale is its ability to continue to grow throughout winters. Yes, even Maine winters. All it takes is a cold box that allows the sun to heat it up during the day so it can hold onto the slightly warmer temps at night (think of a mini greenhouse that isn’t quite as warm) and baby, you’ve got a
stew kale brewin’! And let’s face it, not much beats the site of fresh greens on your place/juice/smoothie in the dead of a Maine winter.
So I encourage you to give my green friend a try. You’ll won’t regret it, I promise.
- Kale: The Complete Guide to the World’s Most Powerful Superfood (Cookbook Review & Recipe) (eatdrinkbetter.com)
- Why add Kale to your Diet? Here’s Why… (glutenfreegal.com)
- Nutrition 101: The Health Benefits of Kale (diabetes.answers.com)